Here are some of my wonderful what ifs’.


What if the world blew up tomorrow!

What if my dog really did eat my homework!

What if monkeys ruled the world!

What if dinosaurs still existed!

What if the moon people attack us!

What if Anne Rice is a vampire!

What if Jacob and Edward are a gay couple in disguise!

What if aliens are among us!

What if my best friend is an alien!

What if the government is putting spy cameras in the public bathrooms!

What if all people looked alike!

What if Goths’ and Preps’ got along!

What if I ran out of ideas five lines ago!

What if my name were BOB!

What if world war three started over Edward vs. Jacob fans!

What if I was rich because I owned taco bell!

What if mountain dew is really just funky pee!

What if I could see dead people!

What if I do see dead people!

What if Linkin Park and Three Days Grace made a song together!

What if Elvis really is dead!

What if you got bored and stopped reading these a while ago!

What if doggies came from a secret planet!

What if  the cookie monster and the veggie monster had a battle to the death!

What if Elmo is on drugs!

What if someone died from asking to many what if questions!

What if teachers live at the school!

What if scientists created werewolves!

What if all book characters live in parallel universe where they are real and all their stories connect and they read about our stories!

What if cookies can be made into bombs!

 What if children could be president!

What if you hate me for putting pointless things on here!

What if you won the lottery!

What if…you forget what you were about to ask as an what if!

What If  there was recess in every grade level!

What if you actually kept reading til here!

What if everyone got along in this cruel harsh world!

What if we all laughed at the same dumb joke to get money!

What if you think this is boring!

What if what if!

What if you are smiling evilly thinking of killing me!

What if I told you I just wasted a lot of your time on these pointless things just to see what kinda feedback I would get!


Tell Me what you thought of that lolz tell me if you hate me or love it or what please give me some feedback hehe sorry but that was fun to make -sticks tongue out at you-


11/17/2009 06:23:20 am

too funny and loved the whole idea of what if's...keep that mind thinking and shooting out idea's it is awesome!!!

12/8/2009 11:05:43 am

it was good. but u leave to much a gape


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